Typing

I just took an online typing speed test for fun. This was the passage I had to copy:

As you reach for the web, a venomous spider appears..Unable to pull your hand away in time, the spider promptly, but politely, bites you..The venom takes effect quickly causing your lips to turn plaid along with your complexion..You become dazed, and in your stupor you fall from the limbs of the tree..Snap! Your head falls off and rolls all over the ground..The instant before you croak, you hear the whoosh of a vacuum being filled by the air surrounding your head..Worse yet, the spider is suing you for damages.

I was highly amused.